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Red-State Rumba Wrap-Up: The City of New Orleans

First, a few bits of housekeeping: if you are new to the Red-State Rhumba, you can retrace our Southern steps in parts one, two and three

For those of you intrigued by all things Big Easy: here is an interview with Tom Piazza, author of Why New Orleans Matters and a piece I wrote about Richard Zuschlag, a CEO whose ambulance company saved thousands while FEMA kept doing a heckuva job. I would also recommend Rob Walker's, Letters From New Orleans, a great read that served as inspiration for my own small contribution to the gumbo.

And...if you no likey the ready, my wife Kim put together a short film of post-Katrina photography.


leveesHigh-level academic research has shown that people only care about historical events on the same date that such events took place, so I bought myself some time by waiting until the one-year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina to wrap-up the Southern diary. Actually, It’s taken me a few months to write about New Orleans for a couple of reasons. In part, it’s because I was working on a piece for Inc. and wanted to keep my interests from conflicting, but mainly it’s because I don’t know what to say.

So I’ll let Bruce Springsteen do my talking for me.…“I saw things that I never thought I’d see in an American city,”

Amen.

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Wall St. for Chicks

macys_frontWe have another contributor here at the site. The Miracle Worker of 34th St. is here to clear up a few things about what it's like being a buyer for a big-time, big-city retailer.

The job is not like they make it seem on sitcoms.

Unless you happen to be watching the Golden Girls.  

Enjoy.

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Red-State Rumba: My Adventures in God's Country (Part Three)

statueKatrina hit Mississippi the hardest.

The Magnolia State is irrevocably damaged.

Entire gulf communities have vanished from the planet.

So why not drown your sorrows in a heaping plate of barbecue?

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Red-State Rumba: My Adventures in God’s Country (Part Two)

god Here's Part Two of the southern sojurn.

We weren't lucky enough to have a "Jubilee!"

But I did enjoy bopping an angry goose on the head with a stick.  

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Red-State Rumba: My Adventures in God's Country (Part One)

A lot of us yankees (that’s with a lower-case “y,” nothing to do with that unholy squad in the Bronx) wonder what exactly goes on in the Deep South. Or, I do anyway, considering it holds the political power in the country and apparently holds the Lord’s blessing in ways us blue-staters will wish we understood when we belly up to Lucifer’s tavern in the fiery red state known as hell. My wife and I decided to take our spring break driving from Atlanta to Jazz Fest in New Orleans with stops in Alabama and Mississippi along the way to get at least a taste of southern hospitality. loveitI’m guessing that a lot of the revelations we uncovered teeter toward the “duh” side of things, but experiencing it firsthand is a lot more enlightening than say snide hipster wisecracks uttered while milling around outside the Magnolia bakery.  (And for the record: sitting under an actual Magnolia tree is a lot more comforting than waiting on line for a friggin’ cupcake).

The two major topics of this travelogue will be the massive destruction of property wrought by Hurricane Katrina and the massive destruction of my BMI wrought by the amazing southern cuisine. I’d be lying if I truly grasp how the other half lives, but I know a bit more than when I started and thought y’all might enjoy some of our impressions while traversing through the “land of a million churches.”

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