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An anonymous Brooklynite wants an answer: Where is Osama Bin Laden?

After Jam Master Jay was murdered, I made a pilgrimage to Queens to see the makeshift memorial for Run-DMC's legendary DJ and wondered why mylar balloons have become part of the grieving process. 

I swam in the Hudson River...on purpose. 

I once camped out in Central Park and got to enjoy nocturnal wonders like beetle juice, S'mores tartare and teenage lovemaking.