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So, these are my latest at AOL Small Business.

The first joint mashes up the latest in Boombox technology with vintage leather suitcases. And the hipsters rejoiced! Personally, I admire the work of Mr. Simo and dig the fact tat the BoomCase gave me a reason to reference L.L.'s first foray into the rap game. Rock the Bells, yo. 

Next up, the story of the Alamo Drafthouse, awesomest movie haus in these here United States. They serve drinks with the Marx Brothers. What more does any cinema buff need? How about a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock?

Live long, read this blog, and prosper, my friends.

Hello, people of Earth and galaxies with Wi-Fi. 

Here's a couple of stories that popped up on AOL Small Business over the holiday weekend. I understand why you missed them, it's the tryptophan. The first piece is a look at the ongoing awesomeness of the Universal Records Database, which isn't just for toots-and-giggles, it's a legitimate business. Some of you may recall the URDB as the place that allowed me to curse alongside a Muppet, and Skype toast my old man back in Billings on our feast day. 

If you're hanging around downtown New York City on Wednesday night looking for something to do, I will be attempting a third TBD record with Auggie Smith, fresh off winning the San Francisco and Seattle stand-up competitions. A comedy first! Who knows, maybe they will be serving ShamWow cocktails.

Speaking of cocktails...

I also wrote about three great American whiskeymakers (is there any other kind?), including Brooklyn's own moonshinery, Kings County Distillery. Was corn whiskey served after the Turkey? Does the Pope were a funny hat and not mind if gay male hookers use condoms?

In other words, bottoms up.