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This section features articles that are good for you -- current events, politics, economics, history -- that sort of thing. 

This doesn't necessarily mean that they're boring.



How to Fix Burger King, Barnes & Noble and the NBA (From Experts, Not Me)

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Look at that beautiful 1,230 calorie three-patty burger. Good God, that's hideous.

You do know Herman Cain was a Burger King man before he was a Godfather's pizza guy. Seriously, if you were headed to the gallows and those were your last two meal choices the selection would be the rope, right? Hang me now, less the stench kill me first!

(Quick aside, I think the best thing that can be said about Herman Cain is that he's not that Papa's in the House! jackass. I have an unnatural hatred of that man.)

The great Fast Company asked me to ask some smarter folks about companies that need to take a big risk in 2012. Folks like culinary wizard Dave "ham whipped cream" Chang, Free Darko genius Bethlehem Shoals, Gigantic author Marc Nesbitt, Stephanie Anderson of the nerdiest bookstore-based basketball league ever, and the street food maven behind the highly entertaining web series What's This Food?! 

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California: Weed the People? (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Sticky Icky)

Tomorrow, Californians will go the polls to decide if owning a small amount of marijuana in the Golden State becomes legal.

For all the wrath from the "restore America" crowd directed at the Bay Area, Cali is not only where they put the mack down, but is also the country's #1 trendsetter, so fans of the friendly green should take a good luck toke.

I spoke with one of the state's leading legalization advocates, Dale Sky Jones, who is also the executive chancellor at Oaksterdam University, a trade school for the cannabis industry based in Oakland. 

I have no Snoop Dogg in the fight, but one can only imagine the party in the Haight if Prop 19 passes at the same time the Giants win the World Series. 

Smoke 'em if you got 'em, right Big Game Timmy Jim?

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The NBA Social Media is Fannnnnnnnntastic!

Before we I get fired up for the 2010-11 pro hoops season, let's take a moment to honor our elders, shall we?

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Ahhh. that feels good, doesn't it? Any 76ers fan will tell you, yes it does. Sadly, it does. (Wipes tear from eye, rubs Barkley-ish belly for good luck.)

I had the privilege of writing an article for the November Fast Company about how the NBA is absolutely crushing the rest of America's professional sports leagues when it comes to social media--like this Facebook posting for example. 

It was a lot of fun talking to some of the NBA's social media evangelists, so big ups (is that still a thing?) to the Suns, Celtics, Nets and Cavs for their help.

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In Which I Interview An Actual Hollywood Celeb and A Guy Who Eats Frozen Fish Sticks (So You Don't Have To)

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This is not the movie star, this is an attractive lass in a blue wig and a whipped cream bra with cherries on top. More on her in a bit. 

I thought I would give you some literal eye candy before revealing who our mystery celebrity is.

Four hints: Casino, A Few Good Men, William Shatner and (a personal favorite) The Usual Suspects...

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My Country 'Tis of Thee, Sweet Land of Aquarium Toliets

As theFish N Flush with The H2Orb sparklers blaze this Independence Day, it's worth taking a moment to reflect on this here beautiful mess known as the U.S. of A.

We certainly have our ongoing issues, but never forget:

We are the land of the free, and the home of engineers who took it upon themselves to combine a toilet and an aquarium.

Now, with the Fish 'n Flush, your crapper can be a source of joy and whimsy for a mere $200.

Enjoy the holiday, pass the potato salad, and God Bless America!

(Even the Tea Partiers. Offer good for one day only.)

 

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