Patrick J. Sauer Online

ESPN used to be the greatest invention of all time. Not so much anymore.

Never fear, sports fans. There is a whole wide, wide, world of sports media that's much more entertaining than the "worldwide leader," and it often includes half-naked USC Song Girls. 

Please allow me to serve as your offensive coordinator through the trenches of sports blogs, originally posted at Jewcy.

(AKA) Selecting the finest white whines on the market.

Jewcy is a great new web magazine filled with all kinds of intelligent discussions on culture, politics, literature and the best places on the web to get your Semitic hate on.

As the only Gentile on the masthead, my first assignment is to go undercover as one of "them."

Does that make me then, one of "us?" 

It warms my heart to know that when the chosen people choose, they chose to choose me.  

(Actually, Jewcy is open to anyone with a web browser and a brain. It's worth a look.)

Happy Hanukkah!

By now, you have probably heard that Rush Limbaugh accused Michael J. Fox of exaggerating the effects of Parkinson's disease in the commercials he made supporting candidates who back stem-cell research. Rush reached his scientific conclusion because Fox is miraculously able to stay in the frame while he is “shaking” and “his head and shoulders are moving all over the place.”

Turns out, Ole’ Rush’s medical diagnosis wasn’t quite accurate, but somehow the mainstream media ignored the other salient points about just how full of crap Michael J. Fox really is.

I didn’t.

BUSH LEAGUE WITH MATT BENDER

The Billings Mustangs dream season came crashing down.

Assistant General Manager Matt Bender wraps up the 2006 campaign and explains what went wrong.

And how it just might be my fault.

(To get caught-up on the Stangs, you can start here by scrolling down the page.)