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Ten Misconceptions About Billings, Montana Cleared Up by the Town of Billings, Montana

Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:32 Patrick J. Sauer

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I have the good fortune of having a little comedy piece in the issue #4.5 of a great new humor magazine, Whim Quarterly.

The magazine and website feature writers from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Late Show with David Letterman, The Onion, National Lampoon, and "an absurdist broadsheet publication called The New York Times." 

Whim Quarterly is very funny and I encourage those of you who enjoy enjoying things to get a subscription. 

Don't look back Mr. McSweeney, Whimpleton K. Junglefowl is gaining on you.

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The Wonders and Weirdness of ESPN in 3D

Sunday, 09 January 2011 19:35 Patrick J. Sauer

This is my first byline at Deadspin, the finest in sports-related frivolity, obscenity and fat NFL coach foot fetishists. Makes me happy. And what will make you happy? Following my new Twitter feed.   

I promise to keep tabs on all Jesus-based bumper stickers.

Behold the magic of  Zydrunas Ilgauskas in 3D...

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My Wife Now Spend the Holidays Together... And We Like It That Way Too

Friday, 24 December 2010 19:19 Patrick J. Sauer

Joyeux Noel.

Why, you ask? (Like You don't know.)

In a word: MollyPop.

Have a holly jolly season, everyone. Be safe and here's to peace in the new year.

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Auggie and I Crush a New Universal Holiday Record

Wednesday, 15 December 2010 20:35 Patrick J. Sauer


This holiday season, you should kick George Bailey right in his silver bells; Gather the family around the hearth to SMELL THE THUNDER!!! To warm you up, click here to witness Sir Auggie Smith and I setting the record for "Fastest Time to Partake in Ten Holiday Traditions." We forgot Kwanzaa, Festivus, Pagan Winter Solstice and Bad Santa Beer Blow-Out. Next year. For now, happy whatever your elfing deal is.

 

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Porky's: An Oral History

Monday, 27 September 2010 19:22 Patrick J. Sauer

Here's a bit o'whimsy about one of the most important films of all-time. It's the Citizen Kane of shower peephole extravaganzas. Thanks to HuffPo for hosting and The Awl for noticing.2010-09-24-porkys.jpg

These days, you can't open a magazine without being bombarded by the fuzzy recollections of the cast and crew of important movies of our -- or more likely an aging editor's -- youth.

The "oral history" has become the format du jour for retelling the bawdy boozy bloody tales of cinematic epics, but it's always the same boilerplate stories from the same boilerplate movies.

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