Random Musings

I Will Reconfigure My Junk to Get Closer to Rachel Maddow

Monday, 08 September 2008 13:43 Patrick J. Sauer

rmair It's Rachel Maddow Day!

What's that you say? You aren't famiiar with MSNBC's lovable lesbian pitbull (no lipstick required)?

Her show debuts tonight, and expect to see plenty of the adorbale smackdowns like the one she laid Pat Buchanan, President of the 21st-century Know-Nothing Movement.

Olbermann and Matthews may have been taken down a notch, but that only means it's time for the Rise of Rachel!

Two months to go and this election is on, baby.

Thanks to 23/6: Some of the News, Most of the Time for posting my mash note.

Other Items Found in Senator Ted Stevens Secret Slush Fund

Wednesday, 06 August 2008 01:58 Patrick J. Sauer

stevens As someone who was born in the great state of Alaska, I feel compelled to comment on the misfortune of Senator Ted Stevens.

Sure, I only lived there to the ripe old age of 1.5, but I also never labeled the Interwebs a "series of tubes."

And if you don't think the folks in cyber-country love Ted Stevens humor, you should know this piece was posted this morning and it already has 143 Diggs, whatever that means .

Thanks once again to 23/6, the home of unpaid comedy blogging.

As they say in Alaska, North to the Future.

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The Rejected Versions of George W. Bush's Final G8 Remarks

Friday, 11 July 2008 15:15 Patrick J. Sauer

wave Perhaps the heat has driven you into a news coma and you missed George W. Bush's final words of wisdom to the G8 Summit in Japan.

“Goodbye from the world’s biggest polluter.”

That wasn't his only option, though. He rejected numerous other sign-offs.

The original version of this piece is up at the Huffington Post's humor site 23/6. This is the director's cut, featuring two extra entries!

193 days and counting....

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But That's Not My Point...

Wednesday, 11 June 2008 15:45 Patrick J. Sauer

auggie My good friend and comedy co-hort Auggie Smith is starring in a new web series (or it could be a series if he ever comes back to New York) called But That's Not My Point...

Check out the original.

And its thrilling sequel.

The guy in the Teller/Silent Bob/mute sidekick role is really something.

I'm really more of an actor than a special effects guy.

ICKH: Solo Acts

Friday, 30 May 2008 17:06 Patrick J. Sauer

tsa At the always catty, usually smutty, I Could Kill Her I have a new NSFW advice column in which I solve the problem of a woman forced to go it alone so some old dude can find his thrills.